What food are you able to can?
| Food jokes
What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.
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Talbot and his son James were
| Parent jokes
Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaw's classroom. "Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn't do it!" "Well, teacher," said Talbot, "if my kid said he didn't do it he didn't do it!" Father and son left the school, an
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Tuba Player: Did you hear
| Music jokes
Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
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What's black, brown and white, black, brown
| Gorilla jokes
What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
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Fred's new girlfriend uses such
| Face jokes
Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.
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Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke? A: “You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!