A guy
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat him up since t
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Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?
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Which end of a bus is it best to get
| Bus jokes
Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend. The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.
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A new arrival, about to enter
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. "Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?" "No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."
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What’s black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!