What happened when the chicken ate cement
| Bird jokes
What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !
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Q.How is a heart like a musician?
| Music jokes
Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat 🙂
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How many physiotherapists
| Doctor and nurse jokes
How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.
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What do robots put at the bottom of their
| E-mail jokes
What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.
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Did you hear about the blonde who got into the
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?'
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A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.” But when it was time to pay, the guy didn’t have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat him up since the guy couldn’t pay. Then the next day, the guy said “Beers for everyone! But not you, bartender!” The bartender said “Why?” The guy replyed “You’re violent when you’re drunk!”