What's furry, has whiskers and
| Cat jokes
What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !
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Andy wants a job as a signalman on the
| Car and train jokes
Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts this question to him: "What would you do if you realised that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?" Andy says, "I would switch the points for one of the tr
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Q: What's the difference between a violist and
| Music jokes
Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.
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Why did the rabbit cross the road?
| Easter jokes
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
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Producer: Would you call your leading
| Movie and TV jokes
Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.
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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, ‘I don’t like your friend. The other one replied, ‘Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.