How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
| Telephone jokes
How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?
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What world athletic sporting event is held every
| Pig jokes
What world athletic sporting event is held every four years? The Olympigs!
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On his way out of
| Marriage jokes
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?" "Absolutely not!" replied the pastor. "In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider returning the hundred dollar
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Patient: Doctor,
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!
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Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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Little boy to airline pilot: “You’re a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting.” Pilot: “Not if I do it right.”