What is the easy way to get a wild elephant

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the

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Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington

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How did the

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How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!

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What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing

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What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

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Ever

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Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market. "Sounds like you m

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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !