I say waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!

Did you hear about the new shark food

| Various animal jokes

Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

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The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the

| Humor jokes

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked. "I am waiting for my husband to come home from work." the daug

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A college student in a philosophy class was

| College jokes

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss. After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer." The student received an "A" on the exam. A Boston broke

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Q: What's pink and red and can't turn

| Baby jokes

Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town

| Firefighter jokes

The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars. However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the grave. As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased s

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I say waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut – they make fantastic life belts!