What happened to the man who put his false
| Teeth jokes
What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!
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What is a dog's favourite sport ?
| Dog jokes
What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !
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Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a
| Snake jokes
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"
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What do you call a pretend railway
| Car and train jokes
What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !
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An old rabbi
| Religious jokes
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and says with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend. "How did you do that?" The rabbi strokes his beard and replies, "I performed three marriages." The friend looks at him quizically. "Seven?" he asks. "
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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.