Q: How many UPM’s does it take

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde

| Blonde jokes

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette's tree. When they ask who is up

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What do you call a blonde standing between two

| Blonde jokes

What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!

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Scientists have discovered a food

| Women jokes

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake.

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Helga, tell me something. Why

| Ethnic jokes

Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces? "Because they're stupid," said her friend.

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How does a Gorilla become another

| Gorilla jokes

How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!

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Q: How many UPM’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you’d just make it a day exterior we wouldn’t be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!”