An idiot decided to start a chicken
| Idiot and fool jokes
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
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An airline stewardess was giving the standard
| Aviation jokes
An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying 'In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device,' when a man remarked, "Hey! If the plane can't fly, why should I believe the seat can float?"
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Why are there so many piggy banks?
| Pig jokes
Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
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Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.