Why did the horse stir his cereal with his
| Horse jokes
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!
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Daddy,
| Baby jokes
Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.
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One day a blonde went to a
| Blonde jokes
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
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What happened when the chicken ate cement
| Bird jokes
What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !
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Policeman: Why didn’t you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don’t believe everything I read.