When does a female deer need money?
| Money jokes
When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.
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As two boys
| Children jokes
As two boys were passing the rectory, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball. "Is this yours" he asked "Did it do any damage" asked one of the boys "No" replied the minister "Then it's mine !"
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What's tennis players favourite
| Sport jokes
What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!
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A young executive was leaving the office late
| Business jokes
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing wo
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Why was the skeleton using the
| Internet jokes
Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.
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One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time. I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!