FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?
| Monster jokes
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.
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Give a man a fish and he will
| Men jokes
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Motorist: Does a deer have a
| Car and train jokes
Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.
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How do you drive an accountant completely
| Accountant jokes
How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
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A realty salesman had just closed his first
| Salesmen jokes
A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. "That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?" "Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of sales
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Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.