Police officer: And what do you think you

Q: What did one math book say to the

| School jokes

Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!

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Did you hear why they closed the Seattle

| Blonde jokes

Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

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A computer geek goes to prison

| Criminal jokes

A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quivering voice, Hi my name is John Smith. The big guy who actual

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How does a baritone make phone calls?

| Telephone jokes

How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!

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Why do bald-headed men never use

| Hair and bald jokes

Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.

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Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.