Q: What did one math book say to the
| School jokes
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!
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Did you hear why they closed the Seattle
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.
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A computer geek goes to prison
| Criminal jokes
A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quivering voice, Hi my name is John Smith. The big guy who actual
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How does a baritone make phone calls?
| Telephone jokes
How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!
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Why do bald-headed men never use
| Hair and bald jokes
Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.
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Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.