Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
| History jokes
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !
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Nigel: You said
| Dentist jokes
Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.
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Two women were sitting by the pool, and one
| Humor jokes
Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today."
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Policeman: Did you
| Criminal jokes
Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.
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A somewhat advanced society has figured
| College jokes
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don’t work.