It was so hot when we went on holiday last
| Humor jokes
It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow.
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The seven dwarves are down in the mines when
| Sport jokes
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
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If six children and two dogs were under
| Weather jokes
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.
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Why was the skunk arrested for
| Money jokes
Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
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What did the maggot say to another ?
| Insect jokes
What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !
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Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.