Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant
| Restaurant jokes
Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip, either.
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What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
| Waiter jokes
What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.
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Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers
| Military jokes
Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
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Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to
| E-mail jokes
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.
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George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, “There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!” George Bush replies, “Oh yeah and tell me what you see?” Osama answers, “I can see New York, with new great buildings on one side and beautiful new buildings on the other side, and everything is peaceful and wonderful.” George Bush says, “Wow is that what you see? Well I’ll tell ya what I see for the future of Afghanistan… I see a house here, a house there, a small building here and small building there, but there are signs hanging in the middle of the street.” Osama asks, “And what do they say?” George answers, “Hell, I don’t know. I can’t read Hebrew!”