Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole

A golf club walks into a

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club. "You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.

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Who turns the lights off at halloween

| Halloween jokes

Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !

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What kind of bath can you take without

| Bath jokes

What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.

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A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office

| Divorce jokes

A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces". Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres." Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you ha

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Q: What's got four legs and no ears?

| Dog jokes

Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.