When the crooked hamburger took it on the
| Burger jokes
When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' know!
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My therapist told me the way to achieve
| Mental health jokes
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
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How did the flea learn to use the
| Internet jokes
How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.
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How do stones
| Insect jokes
How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !
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Patient: Hey, that tooth
| Dentist jokes
Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to it.
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Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.