Why are mosquitoes annoying?
| Insect jokes
Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a
| Vampire jokes
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire.
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What is long and yellow and always points
| Banana jokes
What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
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If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks,
| Cow jokes
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!
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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?
| Pig jokes
How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.
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Teacher: What’s the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!