Why was the monster standing on his head at
| Birthday jokes
Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!
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What did the blonde's mother say when she
| Blonde jokes
What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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A woman and her lover are on the bed in the
| Marriage jokes
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close. "Oh, no, it's my husband!" The man says, "Where's your back door?" "We don't have a back door" says the woman. The man then asks, "Well, where do you want a back door?"
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What kind of ant is good at maths ?
| Ant jokes
What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !
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How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
| Bus jokes
How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.
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This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, “You can have this rooster. His name’s Roy. He’ll get all your hens pregnant. He’s a real stud.” So the farmer takes him home and says, “It’s your first day so take it slow, okay?” The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond. The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and buzzards circling overhead. The farmer says, “Roy, did you have to die?” Roy says, “Quiet! They’re about to land!”