Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like

What sort of net is

| Fishing jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !

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May I take your order? the waiter asked.

| Food jokes

May I take your order? the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."

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Don't you just hate the blatant

| Answer me this jokes

Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?

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The farmer's son was returning from the market

| Farmer jokes

The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and r

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Have you seen www.dustbin.com?

| Internet jokes

Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes, but it's a load of rubbish.

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Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!