What is the hamburgers' motto?
| Burger jokes
What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!
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What's black and white and makes a lot
| Various animal jokes
What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.
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Woman: Why are you begging for a
| History jokes
Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
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When Mike got arrested, they told him,
| Police jokes
When Mike got arrested, they told him, "Anything you say will be held against you." Mike said, "Claudia Schiffer's breasts."
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How do vampires keep their breath smelling
| Vampire jokes
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.
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While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope’s authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back. They were traveling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph, when a policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over, he called in to headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it. The chief asked: “Who is in the limo, the mayor?” The policeman told him: “No, someone more important than the mayor.” Then the chief asked “Is it the governor?” The policeman answered: “No, someone more important than the governor.” The chief finally asked: “Is it the President?” The policeman answered: “No, someone even more important than the President.” This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: “Now who is m ore important than the President?!” The policeman calmly wispered: “I’ll put it to you this way chief. I don’t know who is this guy, but he has the pope as his chauffeur.”