What did the spider say to the bee ?
| Insect jokes
What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !
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Motorist: When I bought this car you
| Car and train jokes
Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it, did we?
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What did the blonde say when she saw the
| Blonde jokes
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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Do you turn on your computer with your left
| Computer jokes
Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand? " My right hand." " Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."
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Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi?
| Spelling jokes
Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?
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Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.