Where do Martians drink beer ?
| Space jokes
Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !
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Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft
| Aviation jokes
Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot.
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Teacher: What are the four
| Internet jokes
Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.
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Look at that bald man over there.
| Hair and bald jokes
Look at that bald man over there. It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.
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Why are you crying Fred? asked the
| Dead and dying jokes
Why are you crying Fred? asked the teacher. " 'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the teacher. "You must have known that Wisk's bad for parrots." "Oh it wasn't the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble drier."
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Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: “Funny, you don’t feel Jewish.”