Q: What do you get when you play a new age song
| Music jokes
Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song.
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But let's get real here guys, I mean who
| Marriage jokes
But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.
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What's grey, stands in a river when it
| Elephant jokes
What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !
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A young executive was leaving the office late
| Business jokes
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing wo
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Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill
| Political jokes
Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern.
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A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to “Make out Mountain” to try to catch some couples in the act. When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a couple sat, and was surprised to see the man was reading and the girl next to him was knitting. He tapped on the window and said he was with the police department then asked how old he was and the guy said, “I’m 22 sir.” “Well how old is she?” the officer then asked. Looking at his watch the guy replied, “She’ll be 18 in about 6 minutes.”