What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is
| Rabbit jokes
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
| Bus jokes
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!
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Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?
| Humor jokes
Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!
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Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies
| Music jokes
Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies. He manages to make contact with Abe the next day. Abe says, "I can't believe this worked! So what is it like in Heaven?" Max replies,
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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would
| Cow jokes
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !
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Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I’m on the Net, I’m in my element.