What is your favourite type of birthday
| Birthday jokes
What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!
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Did you hear about the man who jumped in the
| Humor jokes
Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.
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Q: Did you hear what the
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
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When a visitor to a small town in Georgia
| Journalist jokes
When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Valiant Local Man Saves Child
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What do you get if you cross a frog with a
| Frog jokes
What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
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A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, “We have five million Walter Smiths. Give us a little clue.” The woman said, “My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept with another man he’d turn over in his grave.” Saint Peter motioned an angel forward. “Take her to Turning Walter!”