How does the vicar explore the
| Internet jokes
How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.
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The housewife answered a knock on the door
| Birthday jokes
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with
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After she woke
| Marriage jokes
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said. That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book
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Which goal keeper can jump higher than a
| Sport jokes
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump!
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Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
| Food jokes
Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!
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What didn’t Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? Parents.