Jack: "My brother was sick and
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of
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What do you get if you cross a newsreader
| Journalist jokes
What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !
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What's the most wicked thing a group of
| Accountant jokes
What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.
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Yo mama's house is so small you
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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Once there were two chinese
| Ethnic jokes
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he started a shoe business right next doo
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A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. “Oh, dear,” he said, “whatever shall I do? I can’t afford a new set.” “Don’t worry,” said his friend. “I’ll get a pair from my brother for you.” The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly. “This is wonderful,” said the man. “Your brother must be a very good dentist.” “Oh, he’s not a dentist,” replied the friend, “he’s an undertaker.”