Q: How do you protect a valuable
| Music jokes
Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case.
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What are Brazilian fans called?
| Sport jokes
What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!
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Night. A sleeping couple
| Marriage jokes
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!" Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: "Shit! But I am the husband!"
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Customer: Give me a hot dog.
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
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Kowalski, fresh out of
| Business jokes
Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?" "Twenty-two," Kowalski replied. After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator
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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!