When is an English teacher like a judge?
| Judge jokes
When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.
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What is your favourite type of birthday
| Birthday jokes
What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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Daddy,
| Baby jokes
Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.
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Q: How do you find a blind man
| Dirty jokes
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard.
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There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole — he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole — fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again. A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn’t believe how hard these men were working, but couldn’t understand what they were doing. Finally he had to ask them. He said to the hole digger, “I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!” The hole digger replied, “Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today.”