One day, a blonde and her friend were walking
| Blonde jokes
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
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Where do you take a sick horse?
| Horse jokes
Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!
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Information?
| Business jokes
Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company. "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you." The operator pauses. "Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor . . ."
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What goes eek, eek, bang?
| Mouse jokes
What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
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What do rabbits put in their
| Rabbit jokes
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
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Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that’s the tenth one I’ve given you tonight! Yes, but the baby’s bedroom is still on fire.