Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
| Cow jokes
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No, I'll ketchup with it later.
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Having passed
| Military jokes
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."
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Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax
| Business jokes
Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus.
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Why is it that birds are quickly sold
| Sport jokes
Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!
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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can.