A man walks into a pub

Teacher : Why are you

| School jokes

Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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When is a pig an

| Pig jokes

When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.

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Be sure that you go

| School jokes

Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !

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What kind of bees hum and drop

| Insect jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !

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Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks

| Brother and sister jokes

Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.

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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. “Does your dog bite?” “No.” A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. “I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!” the man says indignantly. “That’s not my dog.”