Teacher : Why are you
| School jokes
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
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When is a pig an
| Pig jokes
When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.
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Be sure that you go
| School jokes
Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !
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What kind of bees hum and drop
| Insect jokes
What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !
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Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks
| Brother and sister jokes
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.
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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. “Does your dog bite?” “No.” A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. “I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!” the man says indignantly. “That’s not my dog.”