Two fishermen were out
| Fishing jokes
Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, "That's t
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What do you call an aardvark astronaut?
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!
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How did the dog make anti-freeze?
| Dog jokes
How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.
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Q. Why did the jellybean go to
| School jokes
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
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Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why
| Lawyer jokes
Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.
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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !