How did the dog warn its master that a
| Gorilla jokes
How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
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Q: How can you tell someone
| Music jokes
Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
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A violist comes
| Music jokes
A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down." The violis
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What did God say after she made Eve?
| Men jokes
What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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Dad, said Fred to his father, who was a
| Criminal jokes
Dad, said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his dad, "I'll get you the cash when the bank closes."
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Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty