A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks

Staring down from the bench to announce the

| Divorce jokes

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mighty kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."

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Why did the Gorilla fail English?

| Gorilla jokes

Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!

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Did you hear about the ghost comedian?

| Ghost jokes

Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.

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A police officer was escorting a

| Criminal jokes

A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the prisoner obligingly. "You must think I'm daft," said the officer. "You stand here and I'll get it."

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Two elephants jumped off a

| Elephant jokes

Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!

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A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls. As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, “Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?” “Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!”