Have you ever seen a duchess?
| Letter jokes
Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English "s"
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An 80-year-old man is having his annual
| Old age jokes
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tel
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A man takes his hamster to the vet, and
| Various animal jokes
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a coup
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Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.
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Exasperated dragon on the field of
| Various animal jokes
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
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Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.