How did you do in
| History jokes
How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !
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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a
| Cow jokes
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
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Policeman: Why did
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one
| Clinton jokes
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offers "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy." "No," C
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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? -
| Cat jokes
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!
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A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet’s diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head. “There” says the vet,” Your hamster is dead”. Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion. The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it’s head. “It’s definitely dead sir”, says the vet. Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes. “That will be L1000, please”. “A L1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead” fumes the man. “Well”, says the vet, “There’s my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan”.