Why did your sister cut a hole in her
| Weather jokes
Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
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The room was full of
| Marriage jokes
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. "Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the t
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A new chef from India
| Food jokes
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.
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This woman is visiting in Israel
| Travel and tourist jokes
This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop and while she doesn't read Hebrew she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the window. She goes in and hands the man her clock. The man says, "Madam, I don't
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How can you shorten a bed?
| Bed jokes
How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
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Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can’t answer. I didn’t know I was supposed to keep count!