What’s blue and has big ears ?

Question: What's the difference between sin and

| Dirty jokes

Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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A police officer pulls a guy

| Police jokes

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Offic

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In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we

| Marriage jokes

In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You don't love me any more...." "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you cook better now."

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Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys

| Baby jokes

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves.

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Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!

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What’s blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !