Teacher: What happened to your
| School jokes
Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
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A preacher was completing a temperance
| Religious jokes
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." And then finally
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Why are pigs such great
| Pig jokes
Why are pigs such great football fans? They're always rooting.
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Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a
| Snake jokes
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land
| Bird jokes
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !
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Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: “Mother said there would be knights like this.”