What English King invented
| History jokes
What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !
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Laugh and the class laughs with you.
| School jokes
Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !
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Q: How many republicans
| Political jokes
Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None. The Sociali--Democrats do that
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Monster: I'm so ugly.
| Beauty jokes
Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.
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Pat and Mike were walking down the
| Religious jokes
Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, 'Mike, you wait here, I'm going to run in for confession, it's been a long time'. Pat enters the confessional and says,' Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman'. The priest asks, 'was it Mrs Murph
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How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!