A police officer was escorting a

These two old men are in a nursing home.

| Dirty jokes

These two old men are in a nursing home. They're talking and realize that it's been years since they have had sex. So they sneak out and go to the closest whorehouse. Once inside they go to the Pimp and ask for the two best girls. The Pimp thought "I'm not going to waste my two best girls on

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What did the customer say to the pet shop

| Rabbit jokes

What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

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How far do burgers go in school?

| Burger jokes

How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

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Several

| Business jokes

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held." "Well,"

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

| School jokes

Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !

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A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. “Shall I run and get it for you?” asked the prisoner obligingly. “You must think I’m daft,” said the officer. “You stand here and I’ll get it.”