Q. What did the fog say to the light rain
| Weather jokes
Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you.
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A murderer,
| Dirty jokes
A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and s
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What would you get
| Easter jokes
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!
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A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and
| Money jokes
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."
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Little Johnny walks into school one day to find
| Dirty jokes
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter." The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy." A few days later the regular teacher
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Why don’t cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.