Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
| Religious jokes
Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!
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How can you tell the
| Food jokes
How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.
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An applicant was filling out a job
| Business jokes
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No." The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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What did the parrot say
| Bird jokes
What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!
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Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my
| Birthday jokes
Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, “How is she?” The nurse replied, “Oh, she’s quite dopey.” One of the friends said, “We know that, but how is she healthwise?”