Q. What should you give a man who has
| Men jokes
Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it.
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If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you
| Insect jokes
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !
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Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood.
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Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to
| Children jokes
Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices. Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them "Hey, less noise!, don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning!"
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And then there was the Newfie who was
| Idiot and fool jokes
And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He'd tried to hang himself with a rubber band.
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What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.