What flies through the jungle singing opera ?
| Bird jokes
What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !
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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road
| Internet jokes
Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz.
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What kind of ghosts haunt operating
| Dead and dying jokes
What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.
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A man arrived at a seaside hotel
| Travel and tourist jokes
A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather late at night. All the lights were out, so he knocked on the door. After a long time a light appeared in an upstairs window and a woman called out, "Who are you? What do you want?" "I'm staying here!" "Stay there, then,"
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Johnny comes back from school crying and says,
| School jokes
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."
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Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, ‘Who’s a pretty boy then ?’!