Father: Well Son, how are your exam results

The food in our school canteen is

| School jokes

The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!

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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!

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A psychologist is at

| Mental health jokes

A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. The psychologist turns around and the man hauls off and decks him. The psychologist gets up, brushes himself off, turns to the group and declares: "That's his prob

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Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on

| Waiter jokes

Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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Afellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking

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Afellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs, he falls over b

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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ? Son: They’re under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below “C” level !